"Well when i was still marred back in long time ago...i had a friend named Brad Anthony. So he had a girl friend that he lived with. One night he called me...
Brad: "Hey Chace! i love being with my girl MAN! it's like were married!"
me:"really how like?"
Brad:"We love and care and hug and kiss and spend time all with each other! it's TOTALY like were MARRIED!!!"
me:".....trust me it's not-"
Brad:"I'M NOT KIDDING! were perfec-"
me:"LOOK!......why don't ya get married to her....then call me back.....THEN WE'LL ALL FEEL YA AND UR GIRL!!!!!!!!....Ok?"

I remeber my first wife.....we got devoriced...and uhh I ended up with a cat in my devorice...I don't know that is?...Like I hated the cat and the cat hated me. So now were looking at each other;like what the hall happend?!?!?!?

me:"NO SOUP FOR YOU!"
Dark ace:"I don't care!"
me:"you shut up!"
dark ace:"no you shut up!!!"
me:"NO SOUP FOR YOU!"
dark ace:"OK! dude i've been calling you all day..."
me:"oh i'm sorry man....i was puting up my Christmas tree "
dark ace:".......Dude......it's July"
me:".....GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE-wiat it's July?"
dark ace:"yes......"
me:"oh i'm such A SHIT!!!!-but just because you don't tell me later......NO SOUP FOR YOU!"
dark ace:"....... O_o......."

me:"Snipe! your such a dick!"
snipe:"no your a dick!"
me:"your a dick"
snipe:"your a dick"
me:"your a dick"
snipe:"your a dick"
me:"your a dick"
snipe:"your a dick"
Stork:"this is gona take a while..."
me:"your a dick"
snipe:"your a dic-"

5 HOURS LATER...
me:"your a dick"
snipe:"your a dick"
me:"your a dick"
snipe:"your a dick"
me:"your a dick"
snipe:"your a dick"
me"............YOUR A DICK!"
Stork:"the two of you are the most largest dicks in Atmos....SOOOO CONGRATS!!! ASS HOLES!!!
me:".........."
Snipe:"...........you are one sad, strange little man..."
Stork:" O_o "

"So my very cool proven fact that when you tuch my balls you can gain luck for a week! (really no...) Do you know what i wish?....i wish that the world's people would be born with super powers .....but that may cuse destruction and mayham...OK!everyone will be born with lame super powers so then i can become....LUCKY BALLS!!!
Batman"this villan is to strong.What sould we do robin?"
Robin"we sould call in....LUCKY BALLS!!!"

RANDOM FAV:
me: "NO SOUP FOR YOU!"
Repton: "I don't CARE!"
me: "fine then...NO HUMAN FOR YOU!"
Repton: "I KILL YOU!"
me: "NO ME FOR YOU!"
Repton: "....O_o.......please get on top of me!"
me: "OK!OK!OK!SOUP FOR YOU! "
Repton: "protect the enviroment....OR I'LL F***ING KILL YA!"
me: "Ok!......you had crack this mor'n did u?"
Repton: "OUI!"
me: "good!...because I had SOME TOO!..."
Repton: " "
me: "now angry tics fire out of my nipples "


THANX FOR COMING EVERYONE!"

what makes me laugh? it's this link:
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